Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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