About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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