Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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