Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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