Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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