just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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