This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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