i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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