But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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