How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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