Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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