Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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