Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just invented taco cereal.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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