chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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