He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
porn star boner night. come get it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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