Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I haven't been this sober since birth.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
