Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Never underestimate the power of titties
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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