The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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