I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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