Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
too bad you live with your parents still
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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