it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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