gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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