He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What drink are we having for lunch?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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