No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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