you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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