You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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