some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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