Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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