i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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