you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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