We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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