He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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