idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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