when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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