NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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