He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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