Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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