Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so let's talk penis.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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