some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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