why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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