Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Randomize
