but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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