She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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