You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
