In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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