i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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