You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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