Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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