wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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