you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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