i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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