Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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