She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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