Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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