So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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