do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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