I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
