Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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