Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
